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The Keen Reservist

Crowbag Lizard

🎖️ Who They Are

Veteran-Owned Brand: The Keen Reservist is proudly run by veterans, and their products reflect the lived experience, humor, and camaraderie of military life.

Morale Patch Maker: Specializes in hook-backed velcro patches designed for plate carriers, rucksacks, gym bags, and everyday gear.

Unapologetically Bold: Known for irreverent, cheeky, and sometimes controversial slogans that resonate with military culture and banter.

🧵 Patch Style & Themes

Series-Based Collections: Patches are released in themed series, often with bundle deals for collectors.

Military Slang & Humor: Phrases like “O2 Thief,” “Snapped,” “REMF,” “Deploy the Lizard,” and “Dropping Mags, Banging Slags” are common—each one a nod to military lingo or inside jokes.

Morale & Identity: Many patches reflect pride, sarcasm, or shared struggle—whether you're a reservist, a grunt, or just someone who’s “Ally as Fuck.”

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Owners Details

Dan

Brand Details

Country:

UK

Branch:

Army

Category:

Tactical

Year Founded:

2024

United Kingdom

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